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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

mstoph:

white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate

rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

phleps:

it’s not you, it’s your theme

dingoinnuendo:

OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX

THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9

sam-the-moose:

strawberry-poof:

princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

yoooo, what just happened?

I took me a while to figure out what that was from haha

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

nahthatsnotveryraven:

what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

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